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by Arthur ASCII
Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:48 am
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: Moving on ....
Replies: 10
Views: 2158

Re: Moving on ....

Yes Bert, but who's to say the plug won't be pulled tomorrow?

I'm off. See you around.
by Arthur ASCII
Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:51 pm
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: PCSOs on Facebook
Replies: 2
Views: 1714

PCSOs on Facebook

Is there anyone out there who runs an official facbook page?

I'm looking for some hints and tips on best practice.
by Arthur ASCII
Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:24 pm
Forum: Off topic satellite
Topic: You couldn't make it up...
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

Re: You couldn't make it up...

Bert Moffat wrote:Usain Bolt in the foreground, lightning bolt in the background........
Ah. I see.

I've found an article about it HERE.

There are some other funny "namesake" photos too.
by Arthur ASCII
Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:18 pm
Forum: Applications
Topic: Numeracy test
Replies: 1
Views: 1387

Re: Numeracy test

Sorry Pinball. I don't know the pass rate, but it can't be THAT high... they employ ME :slroll:

Best of luck mate -fingers crossed.
by Arthur ASCII
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:17 pm
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: Frustration
Replies: 5
Views: 1530

Re: Frustration

It's when they threaten to burn down your mum and rape your house that you know you've got them TRULY rattled... :slsa:
by Arthur ASCII
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:15 pm
Forum: Off topic satellite
Topic: You couldn't make it up...
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

Re: You couldn't make it up...

Yes please Bert.

I'm brobably a thickie, but I haven't got a clue either.
by Arthur ASCII
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: Moving on ....
Replies: 10
Views: 2158

Re: Moving on ....

Andrew B is spot on. ExPCSO Housing Officers are the BEST! :slbx:
by Arthur ASCII
Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:15 pm
Forum: Off topic satellite
Topic: Council sends traveller clean-up bill to police commissioner
Replies: 1
Views: 1927

Re: Council sends traveller clean-up bill to police commissi

Perhaps the tory-dominated Borough Council have a grudge against the Independent PCC who pipped the Tory candidate to the post?

The "non political" post of PCC has seldom proven so in practice.
by Arthur ASCII
Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:43 pm
Forum: Off topic satellite
Topic: Young get first mobile 'aged seven'
Replies: 2
Views: 1401

Re: Young get first mobile 'aged seven'

I swear I saw a toddler in a pushchair texting today...
by Arthur ASCII
Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:02 pm
Forum: Off topic satellite
Topic: Labour party looks like 'shamefaced schoolboy'
Replies: 1
Views: 1300

Re: Labour party looks like 'shamefaced schoolboy'

Let's examine some of the Tory propaganda... CLAIM 1 The last government left the biggest debt in the developed world. After continuously stating the UK had the biggest debt in the world George Osborne admits to the Treasury Select Committee that he did not know the UK had the lowest debt in the G7?...
by Arthur ASCII
Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:27 pm
Forum: Off topic satellite
Topic: What are your hobbies!!!
Replies: 107
Views: 18994

Re: What are your hobbies!!!

Rather than just a list of my hobbies, here's a quote from my C.V. ... I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling mountains and skiing couloirs. I have been known to remodel stabvests in my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat dissipation. I translate staff requirements for th...
by Arthur ASCII
Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:20 pm
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: Stone Thefts
Replies: 3
Views: 1310

Re: Stone Thefts

If you've informed the Council, there's nothing much else to be done - unless you want to pitch a tent next to the stuff (whatever it is - I only know about Birds Dream Topping).
by Arthur ASCII
Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:31 pm
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: CYCLING ON THE FOOTWAY
Replies: 24
Views: 3653

Re: CYCLING ON THE FOOTWAY

I sold my motorbike on my 50th birthday. I'm now the proud owner of a Raleigh Foldaway bicycle (that's right, tiny wheels and it fits into a carrier bag). I LOVE my bike and I'm old enough not to care about "street cred" when I'm riding... http://www.policecommunitysupportofficer.com/images/smilies/...
by Arthur ASCII
Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:36 pm
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: CYCLING ON THE FOOTWAY
Replies: 24
Views: 3653

Re: CYCLING ON THE FOOTWAY

Motorcyclists use the acronym SMIDSY to describe your experiences Bert...

Sorry
Mate
I
Didn't
See
You

Keep up the good work though. Aerobic fitness is important.
by Arthur ASCII
Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:31 pm
Forum: Basement HQ
Topic: have you been filmed by a MOP??
Replies: 15
Views: 2873

Re: have you been filmed by a MOP??

I've been filmed/voice recorded by a member of the public on occasion. I don't have a problem with it. I'm not sure that the PCSO in the video clip handled the chap very well, but we don't know what was said before he started recording. What a shame that the PCSO concerned didn't have his own Body W...